The Register's Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa

10 Ways Cycling and Sex are Similar

1. Good legs help.
2. You can do it alone, but it’s more fun with your friends.
3. Sometimes you skin your knees.
4. Most people spend more time talking about it than actually doing it.
5. Chains, velcro, lycra, rubber, leather (chamois) …
6. You have to keep pumping to get anywhere.
7. You never really forget how.
8. With practice you can go for hours without getting off.
9. It’s embarrassing to fall off.
10. It feels good to change positions once in a while.

-“BB”-

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Tom Garcia, December 30, 2013 at 7:20 am

You left out chamois butter. 😉


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Iceman, December 30, 2013 at 7:21 am

Well, BB, #11 is that both are only considered normal by the DMR when done from west to east. Viva le difference!


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