So Lance Armstrong went on the Tour De France and use performance enhancing drugs.
I am now going on the record, even though Oprah Winfrey has not booked my interview yet, that I too have gone on RAGBRAI & the only performance enhancing substances I have used was ibuprofen, Miller Lite, and Chamois Butt’r
What a relief off my conscious.
I hope the public, my fans, and the RAGBRAI community will let me participate in future RAGBRAI events.
I too have used a few of the above mentioned enhancing substances, my most favorite is biofreeze. This has helped me to cut off at least a second or two of each long day. I am so ashamed and I beg everyone to still allow me to do RAGBRAI. Please…Please
My first year on Ragbrai, I was a virgin…and by the end of that year on Ragbrai, when I dipped my tires in the Mississippi, I…I…I was no longer a virgin…..I am so ashamed and beg everyone’s forgiveness.