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ADMISSION OF GUILT AND MY APOLOGY

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Started 1 year, 8 months ago ago by tom mcgaffey
Latest reply from Jboz 1 year, 8 months ago ago

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    tom mcgaffey
  • So Lance Armstrong went on the Tour De France and use performance enhancing drugs.

    I am now going on the record, even though Oprah Winfrey has not booked my interview yet, that I too have gone on RAGBRAI & the only performance enhancing substances I have used was ibuprofen, Miller Lite, and Chamois Butt’r
    What a relief off my conscious.
    I hope the public, my fans, and the RAGBRAI community will let me participate in future RAGBRAI events.


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469311

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    Jboz
  • I am guilty of extensive use of GBP*. I even coerced my teammates into using the stuff.

    * Gold Bond Powder


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469321

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    bevelyn382
  • I too have used a few of the above mentioned enhancing substances, my most favorite is biofreeze. This has helped me to cut off at least a second or two of each long day. I am so ashamed and I beg everyone to still allow me to do RAGBRAI. Please…Please


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469338

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    Ed Kanitra
  • You cheated, pure and simple!
    Oh wait…..you said “Lite Beer”.


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469345

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    Amanda
  • I am so ashamed . .. I used flush toilets!


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469350

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    stuckinmizzou
  • I slept in a hotel room the year we were in Waterloo…sorry…


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469374

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    Proteus Dan
  • I wimped out in the heat last year and left the ride 1/2 way to Marshalltown. Cramping like crazy. Not enough Lite beer. So ashamed.


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469378

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    Michrider
  • Stuckin, I think yours is the worst crime! Sleeping in A/C comfort should be banned from RAGBRAI!!! Can they test for that??? :twisted: :evil:


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469379

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    IndianHillsTed
  • Me too..but the worst thing I did was shove a rider off the road who accused me of it. I don’t feel too bad about it…he only lost a leg, he still has another.


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469412

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    stevev
  • I ran over someones dropped Ipod while in a europhic state from too much powerade. The look on his face still haunts my dreams.


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469413

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    Sandaltan
  • Back in the early years I once went 24 hours without a beer. I am so ashamed,

    ride right


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469449

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    Mary
  • My first year on Ragbrai, I was a virgin…and by the end of that year on Ragbrai, when I dipped my tires in the Mississippi, I…I…I was no longer a virgin…..I am so ashamed and beg everyone’s forgiveness.


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    Posted 1 year, 8 months ago ago #469503

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