I alwas like the Wounded Rino team. There is no team yet but I can picture a cartoon rino hopping on one leg with his front legs or arms holding his knee with a broken bike in the back ground. Go team WOUNDED RINO !!!!!
Team “Name Already Taken” has a nice ring to it but might be a bit long to fit on a jersey.
I wouldn’t worry too much about copying a team name. It is a pretty informal thing. If a conflict arises, it could typically be resolved either with an exchange of beverages or, if it gets ugly, settled with a dance off.
We have a business in town called “Team Rehab.” It’s a physical therapy/ sports rehab place, but I have been meaning to ask them if they would let me put their name on a jersey.
A friend suggested team Groan Man or Groan Woman. Every time you hear someone groan when sitting down, getting up, or getting off their bike, you hand them a card that says “I’m a Groan man.”