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Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers

As the Forum draws to a close, I’d like to offer my brethren and sistern Ragbrai’ers an opportunity to express their “thoughts” about the spammers who caused the demise of the forum. Please permit me to fire the first shot.

As Grandma Woo used to say, “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!”

Now it’s your turn, Ragbrai’ers. Take your best shot!

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direwolf, December 9, 2023 at 5:22 pm

This dynamic has been at work since life first emerged from the primordial slime. There are makers and takers, producers and parasites. Neither winner nor loser be.

The Des Moines Register is in the information business. I’m surprised they can’t, or choose not to, handle this. We’ll pay our $225 this year, and continue to wonder why.

Cheers,

Bobby

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T. Gap Woo, December 12, 2023 at 6:00 pm

Drat! Those spammers persist!

May they grow like onions: with their heads in the ground and their feet in the air!

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RDaryl Daryl, December 13, 2023 at 6:15 pm

Unfortunately they still grow faster than any of the garden weeds despite the direction of head and feet.

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T. Gap Woo, December 13, 2023 at 9:12 pm

To you spammers: May you be cursed like a Bix 7 racer with a nasty head cold. Your nose should run and your feet should smell.

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T. Gap Woo, December 14, 2023 at 10:27 am

Spammer insult #4

May any money you obtain from spamming be spent on doctors and lawyers!

I hope I don’t see you on the I-O-Way next year!

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T. Gap Woo, December 15, 2023 at 8:25 am

Spammer insult #5

May all of your teeth rot and fall out. Except for one, so that you may have a perpetual toothache!

I hope I don’t see you on the I-O-Way next year. If I do, I hope you are “wheels up” on the other side of the road and the SAG wagon passes you by!

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T. Gap Woo, December 16, 2023 at 12:31 pm

Spammer insult #6
May you spend your ill-gotten gains to buy two cars. Use one to fetch a doctor and the other to send word that it’s too late.

This reply was modified 4 months ago by T. Gap Woo.

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T. Gap Woo, December 17, 2023 at 8:30 am

Spammer insult #7

May you own 10 houses, each with 10 bedrooms. May each bedroom have 10 beds. May you spend 10 years in each bed, sick with a fever.

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T. Gap Woo, December 18, 2023 at 9:44 am

Spammer insult #8

May the Ten Plagues of Egypt visit your house …… and never leave!

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T. Gap Woo, December 19, 2023 at 10:07 am

Spammer insult #9

May all of the world’s problems come crashing down upon your head.

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T. Gap Woo, December 20, 2023 at 10:59 am

Spammer insult #10

May your troubles be many and your pleasures be few. Nah! May you have no pleasures.

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T. Gap Woo, December 21, 2023 at 10:46 am

Spammer insult #11

One misfortune is infinitely too few for you.

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garywilk, December 22, 2023 at 7:16 am

Keep em coming. There can never be enough troubles for them. I know there are not many people that visit here anymore but there are still a few. I wish they could really keep this. One fix would be that you have to be registered to post here. Everyone could read only here. This way they could keep it alive or make a lot of money with registrations and boot them the first time of misconduct. See you in July.

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T. Gap Woo, December 22, 2023 at 9:15 am

Spammer insult #12

May your victims throw salt in your eyes and pepper in your nose. There should only be sewer water to rinse your eyes and sandpaper to wipe your runny nose.

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T. Gap Woo, December 23, 2023 at 8:52 am

Spammer insult #13

Leeches should drain you dry, so that Dracula starves.

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