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Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers

As the Forum draws to a close, I’d like to offer my brethren and sistern Ragbrai’ers an opportunity to express their “thoughts” about the spammers who caused the demise of the forum. Please permit me to fire the first shot.

As Grandma Woo used to say, “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!”

Now it’s your turn, Ragbrai’ers. Take your best shot!

61 Replies

T. Gap Woo, December 24, 2023 at 9:10 am

Spammer insult #14

For as many years as you have walked on your feet, you should walk on your hands. For the rest of your years afterward, you should crawl on your belly….. and the path should be littered with broken glass and stones.


T. Gap Woo, December 25, 2023 at 4:57 am

Spammer insult #15

You should have a million dollars …. in Monopoly money, and nobody to play against.

This reply was modified 4 months, 3 weeks ago by T. Gap Woo.


T. Gap Woo, December 25, 2023 at 1:31 pm

A Christmas bonus insult for spammers

I hope that Santa Claus filled your stocking with lumps of high-sulphur coal and that the Krampus and Belsnickel each rapped your knuckles with a 2×4 with a protruding rusty nail!


T. Gap Woo, December 26, 2023 at 9:22 am

Spammer insult #16

May the Good Lord give you everything you ever wanted, but you should be physically unable to use any of it.


“Bicycle Bill”, December 26, 2023 at 8:56 pm

I hope the spammers and scammers – not just here, but everywhere – had the Christmas they deserved, rather than the Christmas they desired.



T. Gap Woo, December 27, 2023 at 7:04 am

Spammer insult #17

You should emulate a chandelier, hanging by day and burning by night.


T. Gap Woo, December 28, 2023 at 7:48 am

Spammer insult #18

Your luck should be as shiny and bright as the new moon.


T. Gap Woo, December 29, 2023 at 8:35 am

Spammer insult #19

Whenever someone asks your parents about you, may your parents always change the subject.


T. Gap Woo, December 30, 2023 at 8:00 am

Spammer insult #20

May your widow’s husband spend your ill-gotten gains and retire early.


T. Gap Woo, December 31, 2023 at 9:37 am

Spammer insult #21

May you have the world’s lumpiest mattress and suffer 10,000 sleepless nights.


T. Gap Woo, January 1, 2024 at 9:03 am

Spammer insult #22

May the Bluebird of Happiness and the Bird of Paradise lead a coordinated diving bombing attack with Birds of a Feather and make “direct deposits” on your head.


“Bicycle Bill”, January 1, 2024 at 2:02 pm

May a rabid mongoose climb up your pants leg and then go into a frustrated, berserk rage because there’s no snake up there.



T. Gap Woo, January 2, 2024 at 7:57 am

Spammer insult #23

In this new year, may your unmarried teenage daughter name the first of her many illegitimate children after you.


T. Gap Woo, January 3, 2024 at 8:51 am

Spammer insult #24

May your children look like the mailman, the milkman, the plumber, the package delivery men, and that creepy old guy who lives next door to you.


T. Gap Woo, January 4, 2024 at 8:41 am

Spammer insult #25

May the worst day of your life so far end up being the best day of the rest of your life.


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