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Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers

As the Forum draws to a close, I’d like to offer my brethren and sistern Ragbrai’ers an opportunity to express their “thoughts” about the spammers who caused the demise of the forum. Please permit me to fire the first shot.

As Grandma Woo used to say, “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!”

Now it’s your turn, Ragbrai’ers. Take your best shot!

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T. Gap Woo, February 1, 2024 at 9:09 am

Spammer insult #48

May your brakes fail on the last downhill to the dip site and you suffer a free bike wash.

Spammer insult #49

While biking through Amish country, you should get stuck behind a line of horses-and-buggies, skid on some “road apples” and do a face plant into a “road apple pie.”

Bonus spammer insult #50

Since you killed the goose that laid the golden egg, may its blood be a permanent stain on your hands, marking you for all eternity.

To my brethren and sistern Ragbrai’ers, I wish you tail winds, moderate temperatures, low humidity and sunny skies. May the good lord hold you in the palm of his hand until we meet again along the I-O-Way.

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