It was so windy ……….

How windy was it ?

It was so windy – before I even started riding there were white caps in the commode.
It was so windy – while I was riding it blew a bug OUT of my eye.
It was so windy – it sand -blasted my tattoo off my arm.
It was so windy – I swear my spedometer was going backward.

How windy was your ride ?

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KittySlayer, May 10, 2011 at 1:45 pm

It was so windy – that when I farted my stoker did not even notice.

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jwsknk, May 10, 2011 at 1:56 pm

it was so windy… i got there a half hour before i left.
then on the way home
it was so windy…. i was passed by a butterfly, while going downhill.

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Amanda, May 10, 2011 at 6:44 pm

It was so windy, I saw a house, a witch and 2 guys in a boat fly past me. Oops, never mind, I fell asleep watching TV and when I woke up, the Wizard of Oz was on!!

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rockman68, May 10, 2011 at 9:04 pm

It was so windy… No… Wait… It finally wasn’t windy.
I did a little 26-miler this evening and it was the first light/no wind ride of the season.

It has been crazy windy this year.

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FarleyBob, May 10, 2011 at 9:40 pm

It was so windy…………..I had to stop and have a beer!

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Michrider !!!, May 11, 2011 at 5:54 am

It was so windy that I got couldn’t sit upright on the Kurb!  Wait a minute, that might not have been cause of the wind!

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Bartaped, May 11, 2011 at 7:46 am

Was so windy………..I passed a High-Speed Train today and never pedaled!

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Miles, May 11, 2011 at 7:51 am

It was so windy, that when it stopped, everyone fell down.

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helenheart, May 11, 2011 at 8:58 am

just say no, to politics on forum…………….

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RoyBoy, May 11, 2011 at 10:58 am

It was so windy, I bought a case of Beano and made everyone take some.

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giantron, May 11, 2011 at 6:59 pm

It’s so windy people in Alabama have indoor plumbing!!! Get it?

(that’s a bit politically incorrect except I have relatives in Alabama so I think that makes it OK. And yes one of them didn’t have indoor plumbing!)

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jwo, May 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm

It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg three times.

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lgriffin, May 12, 2011 at 9:47 am

It was so windy Donald Trump’s hair moved.

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Michrider !!!, May 12, 2011 at 11:39 am

lgriffin said: It was so windy Donald Trump’s hair moved.

Never!!!  It was so windy, I couldn’t drink beer!!!!

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ts, May 13, 2011 at 3:35 pm

It was so windy, it blew iceman off his soapbox.

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