Registration deadline extended to April 15 for weeklong rider, weeklong non-rider, and vehicles passes!

New year, new website, new yucks 🤪

Let’s take this baby for a test ride and see how it handles! If I don’t hit any bumps and crash, I’ll post a new joke starting tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed.

Hip hip hooray for ALL of Team Ragbrai at the DMR, from the Pilot to the Stoker to all of the links in this chain.

See you along the I-O-Way in July!!!

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T. Gap Woo, March 21, 2021 at 7:16 pm

I had another coworker who attended Sam Houston Institute of Technology. He got a crappy education! His diploma wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 22, 2021 at 8:23 am

Granddaughter Woo and I were biking down a dirt lane in farm country last week. We came upon a farmer trying, unsuccessfully, to herd his cows across the road toward the barn.

Try as he might and cursing a blue streak like a sailor, the farmer couldn’t get the cows to cross the road. Granddaughter Woo summed up the situation perfectly.

“Pop Pop Woo, do you know why the cows won’t cross the road?” she asked.

“No!” I replied.

She said, “They don’t want to
.
.
.
M-O-O-O-V-E!”

🤪 (rim shot, with hugs and kisses to Granddaughter Woo)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 23, 2021 at 8:06 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“I Lost My Route Maps and Didn’t Take the Bonus Rides On Ragbrai” by Miss D. Carasloop, Misty Graveloop and Otto DeLoupes.

🤪 (rim shot, in honor of Mr. Karras and in memory of Mr. Hed)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 24, 2021 at 7:16 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Disciplining Bicyclists Who Won’t Ride Right” by A. Hugh Nokitov, Betty Getzhert and Will B. Saferr.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 25, 2021 at 10:11 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Music For Our Ragbrai Riders From France” by Al Lou Etta, Frere Jacques, Mademoiselle Frumarmenteer and Polly Voofransay.

🤪 (rim shot and a tip of the beret to mon ami)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 26, 2021 at 8:11 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“The Horror of a Cold Water Shower” by Jillian Heer, Frazier Tushov and Hugh R. Freesun.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 27, 2021 at 9:24 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Saluting ‘Old Glory’ Along the Ragbrai Route” by Jose Ken Usee, Dawn Zurleylite and Ramona Debrave.

😢 (no rim shot, but with heartfelt condolences to the family, friends and fans of Beverly Cleary)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 28, 2021 at 10:02 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Too Pooped to Finish the Day’s Ride?” by Jess Sagit and Collette O’Dae.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 29, 2021 at 6:50 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Fat and Lazy Tandem Stokers I Have Known” by Eton Doolittle, Liza Round, Lotte Dedwaite and Ann Kur.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 30, 2021 at 7:46 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Responding to Pesky Riders” by Haywood Jabuzov, Dawn Boddermee, Don Buggmee, Ann Noyance and U. R. Anoodge.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, March 31, 2021 at 7:42 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Arranging a Meeting Town” by Ron Dayvoo and C. U. Laytor.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 1, 2021 at 4:49 am

Ex LibrisT. Gap Woo

“Communicating Via Radio Along the Ragbrai Route” by C. B. Brayker, Shorty Wayve and Roger Overenout.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 2, 2021 at 7:22 am

I knew a girl from LeClaire.
She was stoker for the pair.

In the back she would sit
Until one day she quit.

She got tired of the dairy air! ~~ P. U. Itstinx

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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LawnchairMan, April 2, 2021 at 11:11 am

T. Gap,
Good lyric! Thanks for sharing it.

This reply was modified 2 weeks, 1 day ago by LawnchairMan.

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LawnchairMan, April 2, 2021 at 11:46 am

I meant limerick. oops! Good lyrics too.

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