New year, new website, new yucks 🤪

Let’s take this baby for a test ride and see how it handles! If I don’t hit any bumps and crash, I’ll post a new joke starting tomorrow. Keep your fingers crossed.

Hip hip hooray for ALL of Team Ragbrai at the DMR, from the Pilot to the Stoker to all of the links in this chain.

See you along the I-O-Way in July!!!

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LawnchairMan, April 2, 2021 at 2:10 pm

Let me give it a try. . .

Son, there’s a trip you should try,
On a bike you build or buy.
Where friends be many,
And food be a-plenty.
You must do the famous Ragbrai!

Well, it rhymes, but there is no double entendre like T. Gap’s.

This reply was modified 6 months, 2 weeks ago by LawnchairMan.

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T. Gap Woo, April 2, 2021 at 8:44 pm

LCM, that was pretty good! Try this one on for size:

Do you call it Rag-BRYE or Rag-BRAY?
What’s the difference, anyway?

I don’t want to harass
Poor Papa John Karras.

So let’s just leave sleeping dogs LAY!

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-WAY in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 3, 2021 at 9:21 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“A Guide to Biking For Senior Citizens” by Al Takaka, I. M. Knotakidd and Hugh Arndt Eether.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 4, 2021 at 8:01 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Watch Out For Animals Along the Route” by Kat Zendawgs, Chic Enns, Chip Monck, Bunny Rabbette and Orson Rydor.

🤪 (rim shot and Hoppy Easter to all celebrants)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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Gary Davis, April 4, 2021 at 11:04 am

LOL

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Rob Fuller, April 4, 2021 at 9:40 pm

Ai don’t know about you but I’m gonna raide the RAGBRAI.

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T. Gap Woo, April 5, 2021 at 7:34 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“A Bandit’s Tale of Woe: Knocking On Doors, Begging For Food, Water and Shelter” by Annie Vonholme, I. M. Outtaluk, Noah Vale and S. O. Elle.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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becahoanggia, April 5, 2021 at 10:54 am

oh nice

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LawnchairMan, April 5, 2021 at 10:49 pm

I think this is better than my first:

Opponents did ride in a flash.
The winner to take home the cash.
The ride was unwon,
For both were undone.
United they were in a crash.

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T. Gap Woo, April 6, 2021 at 7:35 am

Ex Libris/em T. Gap Woo

“Dealing With Ragbrai’s Bandits” by Laura D. Boome, May Kempaye and Nomar Freebees.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 7, 2021 at 7:59 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Go Biking! It’s Good For Your Wardrobe” by Slim Downe, Belle E. Fatzgon, Kit Fitzbettir and Lucinda Wayste.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 8, 2021 at 9:06 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Proper Care of Your Biking Clothes” by Natty Ward Drobe, Jess Washum, Don Bleecham, Ari Dryem and Preston Creesed.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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steve zink, April 8, 2021 at 5:53 pm

I think Ragbrai extended the sign up date because few are signing up.. I want to start riding Ragbrai again thanks to retirement but staying 6 ft apart in a line with friends wearing a mask in 90° heat sounds heat stroke insane.. as a precaution for a flu with a 99.99% survivability rate in the Rider demo reminds me of the chicken little story…… People now have the option to inject a no liability flu shot if they want or rely on their more than adequate immune system to combat flu viruses going back to be the cave man.. Of course the last thing we need is people having the free will to make their own choices or exercise their constitutional right to assemble.. .. yes I would like to be microchipped..as long as they tell me it’s for my own good..😀

This reply was modified 6 months, 1 week ago by steve zink.

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T. Gap Woo, April 8, 2021 at 8:51 pm

A reply to post #43:

Some posters are droll.
Bury their posts in a hole!

They’re not smart like they think.
In fact, their posts stink.

But I won’t feed this troll.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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T. Gap Woo, April 9, 2021 at 7:31 am

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Comfortable Riding Kits” by Polly Esther Shortz, T. Shirtz, Lou Svitting and Noah Woole.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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