Let me give it a try. . .

Son, there’s a trip you should try,
On a bike you build or buy.
Where friends be many,
And food be a-plenty.
You must do the famous Ragbrai!

Well, it rhymes, but there is no double entendre like T. Gap’s.

This reply was modified 2 years, 8 months ago by LawnchairMan.

LCM, that was pretty good! Try this one on for size:

Do you call it Rag-BRYE or Rag-BRAY?
What’s the difference, anyway?

I don’t want to harass
Poor Papa John Karras.

So let’s just leave sleeping dogs LAY!

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-WAY in July.

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“A Guide to Biking For Senior Citizens” by Al Takaka, I. M. Knotakidd and Hugh Arndt Eether.

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See you along the I-O-Way in July.

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Watch Out For Animals Along the Route” by Kat Zendawgs, Chic Enns, Chip Monck, Bunny Rabbette and Orson Rydor.

🤪 (rim shot and Hoppy Easter to all celebrants)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

LOL

Ai don’t know about you but I’m gonna raide the RAGBRAI.

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“A Bandit’s Tale of Woe: Knocking On Doors, Begging For Food, Water and Shelter” by Annie Vonholme, I. M. Outtaluk, Noah Vale and S. O. Elle.

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See you along the I-O-Way in July.

oh nice

I think this is better than my first:

Opponents did ride in a flash.
The winner to take home the cash.
The ride was unwon,
For both were undone.
United they were in a crash.

Ex Libris/em T. Gap Woo

“Dealing With Ragbrai’s Bandits” by Laura D. Boome, May Kempaye and Nomar Freebees.

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See you along the I-O-Way in July.

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Go Biking! It’s Good For Your Wardrobe” by Slim Downe, Belle E. Fatzgon, Kit Fitzbettir and Lucinda Wayste.

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See you along the I-O-Way in July.

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Proper Care of Your Biking Clothes” by Natty Ward Drobe, Jess Washum, Don Bleecham, Ari Dryem and Preston Creesed.

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See you along the I-O-Way in July.

I think Ragbrai extended the sign up date because few are signing up.. I want to start riding Ragbrai again thanks to retirement but staying 6 ft apart in a line with friends wearing a mask in 90° heat sounds heat stroke insane.. as a precaution for a flu with a 99.99% survivability rate in the Rider demo reminds me of the chicken little story…… People now have the option to inject a no liability flu shot if they want or rely on their more than adequate immune system to combat flu viruses going back to be the cave man.. Of course the last thing we need is people having the free will to make their own choices or exercise their constitutional right to assemble.. .. yes I would like to be microchipped..as long as they tell me it’s for my own good..😀

This reply was modified 2 years, 8 months ago by steve zink.

A reply to post #43:

Some posters are droll.
Bury their posts in a hole!

They’re not smart like they think.
In fact, their posts stink.

But I won’t feed this troll.

🤪 (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

Ex Libris T. Gap Woo

“Comfortable Riding Kits” by Polly Esther Shortz, T. Shirtz, Lou Svitting and Noah Woole.

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See you along the I-O-Way in July.