RAGBRAI QUOTES

RAGBRAI quotes are the best!!!

This did not come from me but some other Forum poster a few years ago!!!
“RAGBRAI is a county fair married to the Mardi Gras, whose parents were a rock concert and a pot luck supper, all out on a week long biking holiday!”

https://ragbrai.com/forums/topic/best-quote/page/3/

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“Bicycle Bill”, February 27, 2017 at 10:58 am

“I’ll meet you in the next town at the first bar on the right (unless it’s on the left).”

“Just because I slept with you last night doesn’t mean I have to ride with you today.”

-“BB”-

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rjjensenia, February 27, 2017 at 10:10 pm

Down hill all the way!

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mootsman, February 28, 2017 at 7:15 am

“You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning”.

Heard it over the PA system for the local fire department’s beer garden in the -1st- pass through town. Disclaimer: I have at most 1-2 beers a day on RAGBRAI to minimize my kybo trips plus I don’t like being buzzed anyway. But I think that quote is hilarious.

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T. Gap Woo, February 28, 2017 at 7:33 am

“Isn’t Iowa FLAT??”

“BTW Ragbrai don’t care.” Right, Michrider?

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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Amanda, February 28, 2017 at 8:17 am

Is this the line?

On your left!

I pooped today!

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HillsAngels1, February 28, 2017 at 9:33 am

Iowa is flat

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Michrider !!!, February 28, 2017 at 10:26 am

HillsAngels1: Iowa is flat

Randy, I thought Iowa was flat!!!

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Michrider !!!, February 28, 2017 at 10:27 am

HillsAngels1: Iowa is flat

Randy, I thought Iowa was flat!!!

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Evin Thompson, February 28, 2017 at 11:26 am

It’s not the hills that are bad, it’s the heat

It’s not the heat that is bad, it’s the wind

It’s not the wind that is bad, it’s the rain

It’s all good on RAGBRAI!

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Sam, February 28, 2017 at 11:38 am

“You guys are lawyers, right?”

“yeah, but we haven’t passed the bar in Iowa”

“that’s fine, we never pass a bar here either”

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CyclingCyclone, February 28, 2017 at 12:35 pm

“Are you folks waiting in line for the shuttle?”

“How long has it been since the last shuttle stopped here?”

“How much for a shuttle?”

“Do you know if this shuttle goes to Showers or St. Paul, George, John, and Ringo Church or uptown or High School or Country Club or Fairgrounds or bars?”

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Jack in VA, February 28, 2017 at 5:00 pm

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me

Than a frontal lobotomy”

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SFC JKL 2, February 28, 2017 at 10:20 pm

Mootsman: That’s our second team rule. 1: Never pass free alcohol. 2: You can’t drink beer all day unless you start in the morning. We normally start before leaving camp in the morning so it isn’t much of a problem.
I can’t believe you are missing your quotes Mich. “It’s not so much the heat as the stupidity”. “If you’re not having fun, lower your expectations”.

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Michrider !!!, March 1, 2017 at 6:47 am

SFC JKL2: I can’t believe you are missing your quotes Mich. “It’s not so much the heat as the stupidity”. “If you’re not having fun, lower your expectations”.

Thanks SFC, not missing any of this! I knew you guys would do a great job!!!

BTW, RAGBRAI don’t care!!!

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Michrider !!!, March 1, 2017 at 6:51 am

“If your not having a good time, lower your expectations”!!!!

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