We all need a good laugh!

With all of the gloomy and depressing news, statistics, and general BS floating around the Twitterverse, it’s about time we do something to lift up our spirits.

I’d like to hear your favorite biking-related jokes.

Since this isn’t a barroom and I can’t throw out the first drunk, I’ll throw out the first joke (compliments of Granddaughter Woo):

Why do some bikes have kickstands? Because they are too tired to stand up by themselves (rim shot!).

Ouch! Let’s hear your best (or worst) jokes.

See you along the I-O-Way next whenever.

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T. Gap Woo, November 15, 2020 at 8:39 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“The ‘Mr. Porkchop, Beekman’s Ice Cream, and Amish Pie Ladies’ Cookbook” by Emile N. Itzelf.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 16, 2020 at 8:15 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“German Bicycling Safety Tips” by Helmut Ahn, B. A. Vare, Lou Karoundt, I. M. Kawshus and Eubie Too.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 17, 2020 at 8:50 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Biking Down Cobblestone Streets” by Bud Hertz, Soren DeKeester and Winston Payne.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 18, 2020 at 7:41 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Biking In Unfamiliar Places” by Miss D. Tern and I. M. Losst.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 19, 2020 at 8:13 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“A Bicycle Tour of Paris” by I. Phil Tauer and Arch D. Tryumff.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 20, 2020 at 8:47 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Biking Along the Great Wall of China” by Rick Shaw.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 21, 2020 at 7:20 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Bicycling Over the Same Route Every Day” by Ben Thayer and Don Thett.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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mootsman, November 21, 2020 at 8:57 am

“Spam, spam, spam spam” – from Monty Python. Will the forum admin please delete this thread already?

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mootsman, November 21, 2020 at 10:03 am

[quote quote=1324843]“Spam, spam, spam spam” – from Monty Python. Will the forum admin please delete this thread already?[/quote]

Forgot the link to the Monty Python Spam Song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcY3W5WgNU

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RDaryl Daryl, November 21, 2020 at 10:46 am

In this season of Thanksgiving, THANK YOU T. Gap Woo for work you are doing to create the daily laugh and provide some life to this forum during the “quiet season”.

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RDaryl Daryl, November 21, 2020 at 10:49 am

Speaking of Monty Python, everyone should periodically view the Bicycle Repairman skit from Monty Python’s Flying Circus on your favorite video platform.

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T. Gap Woo, November 22, 2020 at 8:10 am

[quote quote=1324848]Speaking of Monty Python, everyone should periodically view the Bicycle Repairman skit from Monty Python’s Flying Circus on your favorite video platform.[/quote]

Thanks for the kind words,RDD!

BTW, several months ago, my local newspaper, The Daily Fishwrapper, ran a rave review of this skit. The review was written by P. Dinmypantz.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 23, 2020 at 7:16 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Tall Tales From the Ragbrai Beer Garden” by Lila Kell, Hugh Lyon Sak, Bea Esser, Phil LaCrappe and X. A. Jerate.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 23, 2020 at 7:28 am

Words of advice from Granddaughter Woo: “Don’t waste your time trying to write out a bicycle itinerary using a broken pencil. It’s pointless!”

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021 (hopefully with Granddaughter Woo in 2033?).

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T. Gap Woo, November 24, 2020 at 8:40 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Postcards From Ragbrai Riders to Home” by Sasha Gutyme and Vishnu Verheer.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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