We all need a good laugh!

With all of the gloomy and depressing news, statistics, and general BS floating around the Twitterverse, it’s about time we do something to lift up our spirits.

I’d like to hear your favorite biking-related jokes.

Since this isn’t a barroom and I can’t throw out the first drunk, I’ll throw out the first joke (compliments of Granddaughter Woo):

Why do some bikes have kickstands? Because they are too tired to stand up by themselves (rim shot!).

Ouch! Let’s hear your best (or worst) jokes.

See you along the I-O-Way next whenever.

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“Bicycle Bill”, November 25, 2020 at 3:56 am

Why should you never ride directly behind a car?
You’ll get exhausted.

Why should you never ride directly in front of a car?
You might get tired.
-“BB”-

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T. Gap Woo, November 25, 2020 at 6:55 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Biking Through Iowa’s Driftless Area” by Lotte Hillz and Upson Downes.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 25, 2020 at 11:16 pm

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“How to Get Back Into Riding Shape After Thanksgiving” by I. M. Stuft, Hugh Artoo and X. R. Sighs.

? (rim shot, with best wishes to all RAGBRAI’ers and their families for a safe and healthy Thanksgiving and holiday season)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 27, 2020 at 8:01 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“A Black Friday Guide to Buying a Bicycle” by Lou Kemover, E. Val Uate and Emma Chizit.

? (rim shot).

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 28, 2020 at 9:28 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Fashionable Ragbrai Riding Outfits” by Natalie A. Tyred and Hugh R. Spiffie.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 29, 2020 at 7:51 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Making a Mad Dash to the Kybo” by Willie Maykit, Betty Wohnt and Hedda Naxident.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, November 30, 2020 at 9:06 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Bicycling Snobs I Have Known” by Hy Falutin, Hy N. Mytee, Hugh R. Stukup, and E. Lee Tisst.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 1, 2020 at 9:16 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Last Minute Bike Rides” by Anna Wymm and Frieda B. Mee.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 2, 2020 at 9:13 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“The Best Time To Start A Day Ride” by Nina Klok.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 3, 2020 at 8:37 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Carefree Bicycling” by Don Chuwurry and Hugh R. Fein.

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 4, 2020 at 8:29 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“I Maxed Out My Credit Cards At the Local Bike Shop” by Owen A. Bigdette and I. O. Biggbux.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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“Bicycle Bill”, December 4, 2020 at 8:55 am

Why are fixed-drive bicycles so expensive these days?

Because there’s no freewheel.
-“BB”-

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Dizzy, December 5, 2020 at 7:22 am

I hope everyone enjoys this one!

https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2020/12/05

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T. Gap Woo, December 5, 2020 at 9:26 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Dance Styles For Overnight Town Entertainment” by Tristan Shoudt, Charles Tunn, Virginia Rheel, Sam Bah, Paul O’Naze, Minnie U. Ette, Chic Enn, Mack A. Rheena, Lynne D. Hopp, Cal Ipso, and V. N. Awalz.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 6, 2020 at 10:05 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Predicting the Ragbrai Route” by Claire Voyant, Chris Tilbal, Ida Noe, Hugh Neether, I. M. Rongagen, and Zoe Aryoo.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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