We all need a good laugh!

With all of the gloomy and depressing news, statistics, and general BS floating around the Twitterverse, it’s about time we do something to lift up our spirits.

I’d like to hear your favorite biking-related jokes.

Since this isn’t a barroom and I can’t throw out the first drunk, I’ll throw out the first joke (compliments of Granddaughter Woo):

Why do some bikes have kickstands? Because they are too tired to stand up by themselves (rim shot!).

Ouch! Let’s hear your best (or worst) jokes.

See you along the I-O-Way next whenever.

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T. Gap Woo, December 7, 2020 at 8:15 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Finding Church Restrooms Along the Route” by O. Lee Schmidt

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 8, 2020 at 7:49 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Garlic Pickles: A Sure-fire Cure For Muscle Cramps” by Hal E. Towsiss, Anita L. Toid, and Hugh Dootoo.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 9, 2020 at 10:44 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Rodgers and Hammerstein Tunes to Sing Along the Route” by Sam and Janet Eevning.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 10, 2020 at 8:02 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“A Working Mother’s Guide To Biking With The Kids” by Erasmus B. Draggon and I. M. Whoopt.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

#1325544

T. Gap Woo, December 11, 2020 at 8:26 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Biking the Back Streets of London” by Abbey Rhodes and Penny Lane.

? (rim shot, in remembrance of John Lennon)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 12, 2020 at 8:23 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Playing Kids’ Games In Overnight Towns” by Hayden Goeseek and Ollie Ali Oksenfree.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

#1325631

T. Gap Woo, December 13, 2020 at 8:31 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Yodeling and Other Music For the Iowa ‘Alps’” by O. Leo Lahey-Hoo, Al Penhorne, and Rick Ola.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 14, 2020 at 8:46 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“A Ragbrai Diary: Day One” by Manny Myles Toogoh.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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LawnchairMan, December 14, 2020 at 11:24 pm

I don’t know why riders say Ragbrai is addictive. I’ve quit four times already!

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T. Gap Woo, December 15, 2020 at 12:05 am

Granddaughter Woo asked me, “Did you hear about the girl who rode her e-bike during a severe thunderstorm in the middle of Iowa corn country last summer?”

“No!” I replied. “What happened?”

She informed me, “It was a shocking experience!”

? (rim shot and a hug and kiss to Granddaughter Woo!)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 15, 2020 at 8:05 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“A Ragbrai Diary: Day Seven” by Gladys Ovurwith, C. U. Necksyeer and Kent Wayte.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 16, 2020 at 8:46 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“The Joys of Riding Recumbents” by Rick Kline and E. Z. Onmybut.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021

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T. Gap Woo, December 17, 2020 at 8:15 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Emergency Supplies To Carry In Your Pannier” by Justin Case.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 18, 2020 at 8:14 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Barely Beating the Ragbrai Registration Deadline” by Justin Tyme.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 19, 2020 at 9:15 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Training in Bad Weather” by Ray Needaze, Ari U. Kenware and Gus T. Hedwynnz.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

#1325866

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