We all need a good laugh!

With all of the gloomy and depressing news, statistics, and general BS floating around the Twitterverse, it’s about time we do something to lift up our spirits.

I’d like to hear your favorite biking-related jokes.

Since this isn’t a barroom and I can’t throw out the first drunk, I’ll throw out the first joke (compliments of Granddaughter Woo):

Why do some bikes have kickstands? Because they are too tired to stand up by themselves (rim shot!).

Ouch! Let’s hear your best (or worst) jokes.

See you along the I-O-Way next whenever.

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T. Gap Woo, December 20, 2020 at 8:15 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Champagne Bubble Music For Your Boom Box” by Ivan Annatoo.

? (rim shot, with apologies to the late, great Lawrence Welk)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 21, 2020 at 9:27 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Assembling the Small Parts In A Build-It-Yourself Bicycle Kit” by Manuel Dexter Itty.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 22, 2020 at 9:08 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Over-indulging At the Beer Garden” by Ty Juan Ahn and Hedda Akes.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 23, 2020 at 8:49 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“The Importance of Staying Hydrated” by Hugh P. Offen and I. P. Daylee.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 24, 2020 at 7:58 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“A Panniere-load of Seasons Greetings For Ragbrai’ers” by Holly Berree, Miss Eltoe, Mary Chris Maas, and Tuella Goodknight.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 25, 2020 at 8:11 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Holiday Songs For My Ragbrai Friends” by Cy Lentnite, Holly Knight, Alice Calm and Alice Brite.

? (rim shot, with blessings for a Merry Christmas to all!)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 26, 2020 at 9:09 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Bird Watching Along the Ragbrai Route” by Bob White, Bob O’Link, Chick O’Dee, Buzz Zard, E. Gull, and “Ma” Kingburd.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 27, 2020 at 8:24 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Places to Eat Along the Route” by Chuck Waggin, Barb B. Cuepit, K. Seese, P. Zaranch, A. Mitch Pyladies and Hy V. Storrs.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 28, 2020 at 7:43 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Writing Bicycle Jokes For Pun and Profit” by Mona Growna, Don Kaulus and Will Callyoo.

? (rim shot with all due respect, in honor and remembrance of the late, great Donald Kaul)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 29, 2020 at 8:08 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Winter Biking On Icy Roads” by I. Landon McKeester

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 30, 2020 at 7:48 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“I Won the Tour de France!” By Vic Torious and A. Hedda DePack.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, December 31, 2020 at 5:42 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“Riding As Part of a Pace Line” by Phil O. DeLeedure and Simon Sez.

? (rim shot)

See you along the I-O-Way in 2021.

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T. Gap Woo, January 1, 2021 at 8:23 am

Another bicycling book to read while quarantining

“New Year’s Greetings to All My Ragbrai Friends” by Jan U. Airyfurst, Phyllis Anna Noowayveaux, Bonnie Annow, and Bonnie Annie.

? (rim shot, with prayers for a safe and healthy new year from T. Gap and Mrs. Woo)

See you along the I-O-Way in July.

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Len Radin, January 1, 2021 at 5:09 pm

There once was a cyclist named Jack
Who tried the RAGBRAI but fell flat
He thought he had trained and
when asked why he failed he said
I thought Iowa was flat!

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LawnchairMan, January 1, 2021 at 8:04 pm

My son just gave me a hoodie for Christmas. It has a depiction of a bicycle crank and a word below that says, “Cranky”. I told him it was funny, but like the Youngman or Dangerfield joke, I don’t wake up cranky. . . I let her sleep-in.

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