"Bicycle Bill"
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 4 hours, 49 minutes ago
What is this??
— rim shot
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 4 days, 9 hours ago
Papa T, you can mess up the spelling; just don’t mess up the pie itself.
And if you were to add a little strawberry to mix, resulting in a strawberry/rhubarb pie — well, let’s just say that I’d ride a Huffy uphill on a gravel road to get some.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 week, 1 day ago
Hope you see this before you roll off for the next few days.
Ask your granddaughter if she knows the difference between a bicycle and a fish. When she says no, tell her that you can tune a bicycle but you can’t tuna fish.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 week, 5 days ago
Back when I was a good little boy, my parish priest would sometimes join our bicycle club for our Sunday afternoon rides out and around the county.
We used to call him “The Roamin’ Catholic”.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 week, 5 days ago
Doggone it, Woo! I tried to walk one single sole pun about a shoe treading on a trademark, but apparently it sneakered right past you.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 week, 6 days ago
If they made it with power assist then they could call them a “Nike Bike-E” (the hyphen is to avoid treading on the now-defunct recumbent bike’s trademark).
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 weeks ago
I was out riding yesterday and noticed something lying in the road, and swerved to avoid it. Unfortunately, I swerved out in front of a police officer, who pulled me over and started to write me a citation for an unsafe lane deviation.
When I walked him back to where I swerved and showed him why I swerved — someone had apparently spilled a box…[Read more]
"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 3 weeks ago
No, YOU be Beethoven.
- I’LL
be Bach.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 month ago
“Q- How do you convince an avid bicyclist to return home after a nice day of riding?
A- Promise them a slab of their favorite pie, a huge dollop of ice cream and a beer chaser.”
And here I thought it would be something like, “the sooner you get home and get to bed, the sooner you can get up and go riding again tomorrow!”
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 month, 2 weeks ago
I’m getting older (aren’t we all?) and I’m realizing it’s time to downsize, so I reluctantly put a couple of my older bikes up for sale on Craigslist.
I suppose you might say that I’m peddling them one last time.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Where will you find crazy bike riders?
On the psycho path.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 month, 2 weeks ago
T Gap Woo wrote:
“BTW, my little Woo children bought me a T-shirt when I went over the hill. (Don’t ask me how long ago it was, so I don’t have to lie!)
It read, ‘Senior Citizen. Gimme my damn discount!’ ”
When I worked in retail, I always wanted to get a sign for my cash register that said, “No Senior Discounts. Look how much more time yo…[Read more]
"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 month, 3 weeks ago
It was a wet, cold, rainy day on RAGBRAI when I met a guy huddled under a canopy trying to stay out of the rain. I asked him how it was going, and he said, “Lousy! It’s raining, I’m soaking wet, and I didn’t think to take my raincape out of my luggage before I loaded it onto the truck this morning. I’ve already had three flat tires today, my fr…[Read more]
"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 1 month, 3 weeks ago
If you ride RAGBRAI more than once, are you recycling the route?
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic Iowa's Ride is… in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 months ago
Ride my bicycle. Just because RAGBRAI and other organized rides are being called off doesn’t mean I still can’t ride solo like back in the good old days.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 months ago
Why Bicycles Are Better Than Girlfriends
1. You can ride your bicycle any time you want to.
2. You can even ride your bicycle in public!
3. You don’t have to buy your bicycle dinner or drinks before you can ride it.
4. If you do take your bicycle to dinner, you only have to pay for one person.
5. You don’t have to meet your bicycle’s p…[Read more]
"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 months ago
Two rural men got their stimulus checks. One of them bought a cow, and the other one bought a bicycle. When they next talked to each other (over the phone, of course — social distancing, y’know), they told each other what they had done with their money. The guy who bought the bicycle said, “Y’know, you’re going to look funny as heck trying…[Read more]
"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Why did all the other bicycles at the shop tease the single-speed bicycle?
Because it was shiftless.
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"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Guy got stopped for speeding in his car, so of course the cop wrote him a ticket. A couple of days later the guy went to the courthouse to pay the ticket, and after he got done the clerk gave him a receipt.
The driver said, “And just what am I supposed to do with this?”
The clerk said, “Save them. When you get five more, we take away your car a…[Read more]
"Bicycle Bill" replied to the topic We all need a good laugh! in the forum RAGBRAI XLVIII – 2020 2 months, 4 weeks ago
What is the definition of a tricycle?
A bicycle with a spare wheel.
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