T. Gap Woo
- Active 2 months, 2 weeks ago
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Logo Digitizing Services in the forum Clubs, Teams & Charters 2 months, 3 weeks ago
For your reading enjoyment, here’s a tie-in from my joke thread from a few years ago to my spammer insult thread:
“How to Deal With Spammers” by Haywood Jabuzzoff and Jess Nokitov.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 2 months, 3 weeks ago
Spammer insult #48
May your brakes fail on the last downhill to the dip site and you suffer a free bike wash.
Spammer insult #49
While biking through Amish country, you should get stuck behind a line of horses-and-buggies, skid on some “road apples” and do a face plant into a “road apple pie.”
Bonus spammer insult #50
Since you killed…[Read more]
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 2 months, 3 weeks ago
Thanks for the spam warning, HelenP!! That’s why I’m leery of using Redditor, Facebook et al. I don’t even give out my email address, for that very reason (Nota Bene, KenH).
I’ll see you along the I-O-Way in July.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Thanks for the tip, BB! If the winds shift and send me to Austin, I’ll be sure to stop in.
Meanwhile, here are two more spammer insults for today. I’ll use my final two insults tomorrow.
Spammer insult #46
May a sky full of vultures accompany you wherever you go, pointing out your location to the Angel of Death.
Spammer insult #47
May the…[Read more]
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 2 months, 4 weeks ago
Please excuse my absence this past week. An unplanned and unscheduled trip to the hinterlands took me off the grid into an area with no cell service or internet access (yes, those places really do exist!). Anyway, I’m back and without further ado, here is
Spammer insult #45
May all the creatures of the woods visit your gravesite to “water” your…[Read more]
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months ago
Spammer insult #44
May you be stricken with a severe case of the “Tijuana Two-step” while biking and all of the kybos are occupied ….. except one. When you enter, it should tip over, trap you inside and spill its contents all over you.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #43
May spiders trap you in their web, inject you with their poison, and wrap you in a cocoon, so that they can enjoy drinking your dissolved innards at their leisure.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #42
May the lice in your shirt marry the bedbugs in your mattress and may their children set up residence in your underwear.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #41
May your afterlife commence immediately and you never have a moment’s rest for all eternity.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #40
May your name and memory be cursed and reviled for all eternity.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammers insult #39
You should be blessed with three “friends”: one to grab you; one to stab you; and, one to hide your body.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #38
You should go NUTS and be chased by a drey of rabid squirrels.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #37
You should suffer from your wife’s monthly cramps every day for all eternity.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 1 week ago
Spammer insult #36
You should be parched and dying of thirst in the middle of the desert and have nothing to drink except castor oil.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Ragbrai LI route guess in the forum Miscellaneous 3 months, 1 week ago
I’m sticking with my M&M theme for starting and ending towns, so here are my predictions for the other overnight towns.
Missouri Valley
Clarinda *
Creston
Centerville
Ottumwa
Washington
Burlington **
Fort Madison
* I picked Clarinda in honor and memory of the late, great Glen Miller. 2024 is his 120th birthday year and the 80th year…[Read more]
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Spammer insult #35
Your sons should marry the Devil’s daughters and your daughters should marry the Devil’s sons.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Spammer insult #34
Your wife should live long enough to bury you ….. in a pauper’s grave.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Spammer insult #33
May your stomach rumble from hunger and sound like a New Year’s noisemaker.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Spammer insult #32
May the wrath of the Internal Revenue Service forever haunt and torment you, while crushing your bones into powder under its heavy weight.
T. Gap Woo replied to the topic Farewell to #}{^*%~ spammers in the forum RAGBRAI L – 2023 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Spammer insult #31
May your children give each other a severe STD that they received from their mother.
